📪Lore

BLUNTFORCE

Blunt Force, a group of friends who loved to have a good time, had just returned from a successful mission and were now celebrating their hard work. Sitting around in their HQ, HashQuarters, they were smoking the high-quality weed they had acquired from their last mission, but they realized that their stash was running low. They had to locate some high-quality weed, open top-secret folders, make some calls, and meet with Mr. Double G for intel. The Blunt Force met for the briefing, and their leader, Lt. Kush said, “It’s a simple mission, guys. We disguise, take it then leave it, one hour tops, clear? “Yes, Sir” Squad shouted as one. It was a high-quality Pineapple Express located at the Smoking Man Festival. They would wear yellow reflective vests that would surely give them access to crew-only areas. The plan was for Alpha to be in the sniper's nest, watching over staff and reinforcements, while Bravo and Charlie would distract staff by creating incidents in the festival area. Echo and Lt. Kush would be the breach team, responsible for packing the supplies and getting out of the area.

However, as with any plan, things didn't go quite as smoothly in practice (like most times). Bravo and Charlie, known for their love of dancing, ended up being distracted instead of distracting staff. Alpha, who was usually the most focused.

member of the group, is totally focused on the main stage show, listening to music on the comms. Lt. Kush and Echo managed to enter the tent despite setbacks, thanks to yellow vests. They packed some supplies while rolling a blunt for quality control. It hit too hard, “cough”, “cough”. They barely managed to evacuate the area without being detected.

In the end, the group managed to get a handful of weed that would last just a few days. To reward themselves, they spent their time in the Chill Stage, smoking and lying on the ground. The mission may not have been a complete success, but they still managed to have a good time and make some memories along the way (and some weed). On the way back to their HashQuarters, they laughed at themselves about how they could manage everything a hundred times better if they wouldn’t smoke and get high before the mission. They agreed that they’ll have to work on their execution next time, but for now, they were just happy to be alive and high.